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K: Bojan, can you be with me on OnlyFans?
B: What?!
K: Sorry, I mix words. I mean Oddlygood.
B: I don't know what that is, but it sounds better.
K: Yes. Very good, yes yes.
K: Can we do second Oddlygood ad?
B: Hold on. What ad? What do you mean by second?
K: Company tells me our ad makes sales explode, so they want more.
B: What ad are you talking about?
K: One where we pump Frank and it sell oat milk very well.
B: I’m not sure I understand any of this.
K: Oat milk very good for planet, yes.
B: That was not really the concern I had.
K: They want new ad. Where I drink oat milk from your naked belly.
B: What?!
K: They pay well! And I need money. You also need money. So maybe we can do this. For money.
B: Yeah, that sounds sensible. Let’s do it. For the money.
K: Yes.
- Joymuffin