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Stephanie Meyer castrated vampires.
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Entertainment & Arts - Books & Literature
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You heard that Twilight was good, like everyone else. But when you started reading it you immediately how incredibly boring it is. Your on page 54 and no one's thrown a bus into a building yet, it just keeps building and building and building while your eyelids droop and excitement is suffocated page by page.
So you skip to what you figure is the only worthful chapter, the almost last chapter with the only bad-ass vampire in the whole freaking book. Then you find out the last fight was a total drag and decide that the book is better served to burn or to serve as bedding for you pet animal.
If you've ever felt this, you've come to the right place. Vampires are supposed to drive bus-loads of explosives into flaming air-craft carriers and other BA stuff. They're supposed to tear out throats, despise humans, and tear trees out of the ground and use them to punch out someone's kidneys.
Stephanie Meyer ruined all this with her boring, crappy, empty, boring, stupid, mundane and boring book. Every time you read a page from a Stephanie Meyer book, God kills a real vampire. Please, appreciate real vampires and drive a stake through the heart of this terrible abomination to vampire-kind.