Lastenlaulu männävuosilta kertoo, että ""Maailmassa monta, on ihmeellistä asiaa"". Niin nytkin. Tässä http://www.eros-guide.com/articles/2002-12-10/paraphilias/ -sivulta kopsattu ei-täydellinen fetissilista.
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Acomoclitic Shaved and completely hairless genitals are a turn-on.
Agoraphilia Gettin' it on out in public is hot, hot, hot!
Alphmegamia Bring on the older, seasoned men.
Altocalciphilia High heels make this person horny.
Antholagnia The scent of a flower brings about that special tingly feeling.
Asthenolagnia When this person's partner is mamby-pamby, this makes him or her quite randy. I'm also kind of a poet and like, didn't realize it.
Cunnilalia Just talking about female genitalia gives this person the proverbial or actual woody.
Cunnilingus Tonguing vulva is titillating.
Doraphilia The feeling of fur or skin is sensual and erotic.
Graophilia Older females are hotties, and The Graduate is probably a favorite movie.
Gymnophilia Turned on by nudity. Oh come on, who isn't? Sheesh.
Gynonudomania If the thought of ripping clothes off of other people fills you with lust, you are a gynonudomanian. You should probably also invest in several credit cards to replace those quickly dissipating wardrobes. Hirsutophilia Aroused by armpit hair and, most probably, Berkeley.
Macrogenitalism Are you aroused by large genitals? Scandalous!
Medolalia This person could hang with a cunnilalist since this person is aroused by talking about everything phallus.
Miscegenation When two people of different races get it on, this person wants to get it on.
Omolagnia Aroused by nudity? Freak. (Hey, wasn't that Gymnophilia?)
Phallophilia This person only wants penises of unusual size, namely gargantuan.
Pubephilia Don't ever shave for this person, because pubic hair is where it's at.
Tripsolagnia A trip to the hairdresser is heaven, especially getting their hair managed or shampooed.
Tripsophilia Sensual massage is the only kind of massage, baby.
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Chremastistophilia This person gets off on the idea of being robbed. Say chremastistophilian three times fast, I dare you.
Coulrophilia This person wants a clown to entertain their pants off while playing with that long, red balloon.
Electrophilia Electricity is hot. Some say even shocking.
Eproctophilia ""Beans! Beans! The magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you
"" This person is horny whenever farting is involved. An ideal date might begin at Taco Bell, or perhaps with cabbage, beans, and a Farrelly Brothers movie.
Exhibitionism This is someone who enjoys surprising others by exposing their naughty bits. I'm thinking an omolagnian would probably get along really well with this person.
Fisting This person is aroused by either being the receiver or giver of a hand, fist, or forearm into the rectum or vagina. This also appears to be one of the few fetishes that can be easily pronounced.
Gerontophilia This is an attraction to the old and enfeebled. If you're a gerontophiliac, you probably love raisins. Rent Harold and Maude.
Gynemimetophilia The thought of someone who was born a man, but now stands corseted, made up better than Tammy Faye, in a dress and belting out ""Wind Beneath my Wings,"" seriously gets this person off. It just has to be female impersonator or a male to female transsexual. Rent Tootsie or The Birdcage.
Harpaxophilia There should be a dot-com site where chremastistophilians and harpaxophilians can hook up, because harpaxophilians are turned on by burglary.
Hebephilia Teenagers make this person randy. Rent Bring It On with Kirsten Dunst.
Hierophilia This person gets off on sacred objects such as crosses. I would say rent The Exorcist, but if that movie gets you hot, I need to bump this definition down a category or two.
Iatronudia Doctor, doctor! This person loves exposing him or herself to a physician. The health insurance bills must be staggering
Kleptophilia The only difference between this person and someone giving themselves the five-finger discount is that this person gets horny when they steal.
Lactaphilia Mammaries full of milk don't make just babies happy...
Maieusiophilia Pregnant women make this person hot under the collar. This should be good news to moms-to-be asking ""Do I look like a cow or what?""
Martymachlia Aroused by having others watch during sex. Get these folks hooked up with a voyeur, pronto.
Nasophilia This person gets mentally erect about their partner's nose. Even though this fetish description is somewhat vague, the name is just a scream.
Nymphomania/Satyriasis Even though these folks are aroused by the uncontrollable desire of woman/men for sex, I'm envisioning cloven-hoofed flute-players and winged horses prancing merrily in the forest.
Ochlophilia If you get turned on by being in a crowd, you need to get a job working security at Ozzfest.
Oculophilia It's said that the eyes are the window to the soul. An oculophiliac thinks they are the viagra of the face.
Oculolinctus Aroused by licking their partner's eyeball. I don't think I need to add anything here.
Odaxelagnia Bite me. No, really, bite me!
Ozolagnia ""Ooooo, that smell! Can you smell that smell? Oooooooo, that smell!"" Outside of bad old Lynyrd Skynyrd references, Ozolagnians are turned on by powerful scents.
Parthenophilia These people have a desire to deflower virgins. You know, find a virgin, grab the flowers right out of their hands and trample them for the sheer joy of it. They're just so mean.
Phygephilia Turned on by being a fugitive. If you also fantasize about finding the one-armed man, you may be a Richardkimballiac.
Podophilia This fairly common fetish finds folks getting hot and bothered about feet. To each his own.
Retifism Turned on by shoes. Would this be also known as Imeldaism?
Spectrophilia These people get aroused by either coitus with spirits or from images in mirrors. While I can see the mirrors over the bed thing happening, I'm wondering about the spirit thing. Isn't The Enquirer still offering a bazillion dollars for proof? Why aren't these people rich by now? Is the truth really out there?
Thesauromania While the name makes me envision someone with an insatiable Rand McNally habit, it really means people who are turned on by collecting women's clothing and stuff.
Thlipsosis Ow! Oooooooo. Oh! Mmmmmmmmm. Turned on by pinching.
Transvestitism This person has a secret bigger than Victoria's, because they feel absolutely divine cross-dressing.
Voyeurism They like to watch. (Sounds like a good book title to me!)
